Latest News
Concern for Roglič’s ribs after “stealing” Mäder’s Paris-Nice stage
An unexpected cloud hangs over Paris-Nice leader Primož Roglič (Jumbo Visma) heading into Stage 8 after intense questioning from journalists as to whether it was ethical for him to win at Valdeblore La Colmiane. By FAUX-STO COPPI Roglič’s post-race press conference had to be cut short when the famously stone-faced Slovenian – who had the…
Valverde Commemorative Stairlift unveiled at Flèche Wallonne
La Flèche Wallonne race organisers ASO have paid tribute to Alejandro Valverde’s historic five race victories by installing a state-of-the-art mobility stairlift system up the famous Mur de Huy. By JAN DIRT While Valverde (Movistar) was unable to attend the ceremony, focussing instead on this weekend’s Liège-Bastogne-Liège, his stairlift was officially opened by 107-year-old Miguel…
Grown man still queasy, two days after accidentally seeing Chloé Dygert’s leg
Australian man was heard saying “What is that? Is that her– OH MY GOD! Ewww! F—K ME! Ewww! Ewww!” shortly before locking his phone and vowing never to look at social media again. By CADEL HEAVENS The 46-year-old’s partner says he has also refused to open tinned tuna, sliced beetroot, or even shave since the…
Loading…
Something went wrong. Please refresh the page and/or try again.
About the Gruppetto Gazette
The Gruppetto Gazette is fake news
Subscribe to the Gruppetto Gazette
Get new content delivered directly to your inbox.
The Gruppetto Gazette 