La Flèche Wallonne race organisers ASO have paid tribute to Alejandro Valverde’s historic five race victories by installing a state-of-the-art mobility stairlift system up the famous Mur de Huy. By JAN DIRT While Valverde (Movistar) was unable to attend the ceremony, focussing instead on this weekend’s Liège-Bastogne-Liège, his stairlift was officially opened by 107-year-old Miguel […]
Australian man was heard saying “What is that? Is that her– OH MY GOD! Ewww! F—K ME! Ewww! Ewww!” shortly before locking his phone and vowing never to look at social media again. By CADEL HEAVENS The 46-year-old’s partner says he has also refused to open tinned tuna, sliced beetroot, or even shave since the […]
Having narrowly missed out on landing former New England quarterback Tom Brady, Ineos Grenadiers have saved face by signing the Barcelona and Argentina talisman for four years, starting in 2021. By FAUXSTO COPY Messi’s signature marks the culmination of a lavish autumn spending spree for the British team, who will also welcome Tour de France […]
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